Seriously this is what I’m like after school
Sister: *to our dog* Did you make it happen, Arwen? Did you? Hm?
Me: *leans forward with a ridiculously angry expression and whispers* Did you do it Arwen? DID YOU? DID YOU?
Sister: ….I feel like I”m married to some dumb drunkard or something who always ruins every moment.
Me: *grumbling inanely about ‘where’s my money’ or something while tapping mug to table *
Sister: I feel like I just witnessed an angry goblin sitting alone at his dinner table talking to himself.